You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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