So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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