bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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