I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
