the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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