This girl is more easily done than said...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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