Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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