I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I wear drunk well.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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