Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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