There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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