Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You are a genius and a whore.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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