ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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