Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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