just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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