oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my shit smells like andre
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize