im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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