your parents love me but you hate me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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