Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I've blown a few things in my day
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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