Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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