What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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