Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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