do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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