we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
