Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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