my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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