Whoa Z and x make the same sound
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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