Me too!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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