I don't usually arrange sex via text message
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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