I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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