i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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