South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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