She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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