I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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