is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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