either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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