her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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