No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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