but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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