i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
