Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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