they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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