the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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