Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You may now shotgun with the bride
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Randomize