I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
