yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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