Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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