i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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