they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I still have a little drunk in my system
We need to get me chipped asap
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