i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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