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Im on beer infinity
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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