idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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