Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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