Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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