Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
