I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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